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1) Averages about 6 feet tall

2) Has the hair of a wet dog, body not of a god

3) Complete spazz

4) Fan of double-patty melts

5) Has hands like feet

6) Russian Spy
I can't believe you just pulled an Alex Nikolai.
by jockey55 October 27, 2011
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