Alaskan snowplow 

When you take a girl, and fuck her in a doggystyle type manner with her legs wrapped around your waist, holding her hands as handles, and her face in the ground as a plow as you're plowing the shit out of her; thus, the Alaskan snowplow. Works best on carpet and/or snow.

Dude my bitch made me eat her carpet last night, so I made her eat my carpet with the Alaskan snowplow.

Alaskan snowplow by Alaskan plow-machine March 1, 2009

Alaskan Snowplow 

The two part act of (i) freezing a shit log in preparation for a night of anal sex, then (ii) while in the process of plowing a girl in the ass from behind, you pull your dick out and plow your icy log right up the girl's shit pipe. Extra points if you can manage to get a picture/video of the girl shitting out your shit. I don't mean to dookie on the previous definition, but it seems to resemble more the definition of a standard Hoover Maneuver.

Dude, why is one of your shit logs in the freezer? Oh, my bitch of a girlfriend is going to let me fuck her in the ass tonight, so I am going to stuff a frozen shit log up her ass and see how long it takes for her to notice she is being serviced by the Alaskan Snowplow.

Alaskan Snowplow by diaperbandit August 19, 2010

Alaskan Snowblower 

When a girl is laying flat on her back, and a man straddles her and walks from her head to her feet blowing his load all over her.

Last night me and my g.f were having sex when she laid on her back while I walked down her body blowing my load. which is known as the Alaskan Snowblower

Alaskan Snowblower by Sean Jernigan January 6, 2009

Alaskan Snowblower

When a woman puts an ice cube up her rectum, then does a line off of an erect penis. After the man climaxes, he finishes onto a flat surface. The woman then snorts up the man’s fluids off of the flat surface, “the tundra”.

Babe I just had a hard day at work, I could really use an Alaskan Snowblower.

Alaskan Snowblower by Tickleme1999 July 28, 2026