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Hitler's Alibi 

To tell an untruth.
When your caught doing something red handed and there is no way of explaining or getting yourself out of the situation but you try and lie anyway, this is known as using "Hitlers Alibi".
Also rhymes with "lie".
"I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with my best friend, she said she was just itchy and needed a scratch, what a hitler's alibi."
Hitler's Alibi by boz o b May 8, 2010

Monday's Alibi 

A rad band from SD, CA!
Band members include: Bernie, Gabe, Rubin, Robert.
Dude, the Monday's Alibi show was fuckin awesome!

Devil's Alibi 

To have or provide an alibi so airtight it would remove all doubt and vindicate even the devil.

See also Devil's Advocate , Devil's Plea
Tom: Hey Joe! Did you steal my stereo?

Joe: No way dude. It wasnt me.
Tom: How can I believe you after you stole all my porno's?
Joe: How about the fact we are currently standing in an airport next to a plane I just unboarded which came from Canada where I have spent the last 3 years? Is that a Devil's Alibi enough for you?
Tom: Hmm....yeah I guess so...
Joe: Oh and also I have the new HDDVDHDFDHD 9001 Nexus iOne at home you can come look for yourself
Tom: Yeah yeah I get it.
Devil's Alibi by notyourfiend August 15, 2019

seunbabara alabi 

An Unfathomably Unstoppable Force; Beyond Tabboos and Limitations. Considered to be Extremely Faith-full, Hopeful and Loving. A heart of Gratitude and Symbol of Humility! One with an Incompromisingly Personalized Commitment to Better Humanity.
Seunbabara Alabi is a Leader!
seunbabara alabi by Seunbabara February 5, 2020

Alibi Selfie 

A picture taken of yourself, preferably with a recognisable backdrop and timestamp to prove that you are actually where you claim to be.
My girlfriend doesn't trust me and didn't believe that I was at my brother's house this morning... I had to send her an Alibi Selfie.

Alai scream 

"I will let out an alai scream if you hit my nuts one more time with that hammer" dared the man to his torturers.
Alai scream by TheGRILL March 22, 2012