Al Dante 

Al Dante; adj. The state of perfection to which one is cooked alive when in the deepest pit of hell. Ie: extremely angry; livid. A play on the culinary term "al dente" (cooked to perfection) and named for Italian writer Dante and his famous epic set in hell, The Inferno.

Guy 1: Man, Roger just went into a total meltdown when John ran off with his wife after torching his house and car.

Guy 2: Yup, I'd say he was pretty Al Dante.

Al Dante by oneply November 1, 2009

Aldante Psucio 

Aldante Psucio is the name of the theme park owned by Michael Buble. But it’s also a bright breeze, a long hug and a warm feeling in your heart that you feel in your balls

“ALDAAAAANTEEEE PSUCIOOOOO” said the ancient sage as he wavered between the walls of the universe, pouring rings of planets on his squishy rock hard abs. Aldante Psucio.

Aldante Psucio by aldantepsuciomayor May 8, 2023