Al Dante; adj. The state of perfection to which one is cooked alive when in the deepest pit of hell. Ie: extremely angry; livid. A play on the culinary term "al dente" (cooked to perfection) and named for Italian writer Dante and his famous epic set in hell, The Inferno.
Guy 1: Man, Roger just went into a total meltdown when John ran off with his wife after torching his house and car.

Guy 2: Yup, I'd say he was pretty Al Dante.
by oneply November 1, 2009