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That crazy classmate who is basically the boss geek with a serious mental health problem. His talents extend from anything you want him to do but often times he fights with himself before he goes after you! The good side is the Aisne and the bad side is the Ainze. A bit like a two-face he'll always look for something to gain. Though he may seem like a harmless nerd he has a self activating douche destroy mode, sadly he considers anyone without skittles a douche.

Once trusted he has trusted you, he will do things for the lolz
Duude, don't touch him. Ainze will kick your ass.

I got this, I have skittles. Aisne will be under my control
Aisne by ZeHavockboy December 12, 2013
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Vag Aisle 

A whole aisle in a drug store devoted exclusively to vagina maintenance. Usually trafficked by the fairer sex during the worst week of the month (for both sexes !). Men are seen more and more these days cruising the vag aisle to help their lady friends in order to secure later entrance to the other type of Vag Aisle.
Dude, why are you shopping in the Vag Aisle ? Well, because I am whipped and I want access to the Vag next week.
Vag Aisle by EightBall August 3, 2012
Related Words
Aisne • Aine • aishee • asnee • Åsne • AISEA • Aiser • Aiste • ainesh • aisexual

Aisle Rat 

An airplane passenger who immediately vacates their seat the moment the airplane pulls up to the gate and stops.

They quickly grab their bags from the overhead compartment and push forward, anxiously waiting in the aisle to deplane - like a rat abandoning a sinking ship - even though they still have 5 minutes before the doors open. They are usually talking loudly on their cell phones during this entire process.

Their laptop computers and carry on bags press into the faces of the seated passengers, who are oftentimes also treated to an unwanted ringside view of the aisle rat's rear end.
(Husband and Wife seated across the aisle from each other)

Pax 1: Honey, could you hand me my bag?
Pax 2: I can't. These damned aisle rats are in the way.
Aisle Rat by Russell H April 24, 2007

feminine care aisle 

The location for feminine hygiene products in a supermarket, big box or pharmacy. An awkward or uncomfortable place for most guys to be seen in.
Honey, can you pick up something for me in the feminine care aisle?

We have boots on the ground in the store. Now I just need to find the feminine care aisle.
Aiste is a beautiful person, she has a wonderful personality, but can easily get irritated. Overall she is one of the best people you will ever meet and if you have an Aiste as your friend, you should treasure her!
‘Oh wow that girl is so beautiful!’
‘oh yes, no wonder her name is Aiste’
Aiste by Kietaspxkietas November 5, 2019
The opposite of mensa.

If you are mensa, you have an IQ in the top 2% of the world. However, if you are asnem, you have an IQ in the bottom 2% of the world. In other words, you're dumb. Typically used as an adjective.

Pronounced ass-nem.
A: Why do Black people call each other Monica? Like 'What's good Monica'?
B: Lol. Monica you asnem af.
asnem by 360noscope420blazeit June 12, 2019
Acne that you get on your ass.
Ted: I'm super stressed out about final exams, I got a wicked case of assne.

Stella: Gross.
Assne by cambronshinn January 2, 2012
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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