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Airrection 

When the zipper on your pants buckles and bulges out making it look like you have an erection, when in fact it is just the zipper trying to ruin your social experience.
girl "Well i was talking to him, but he started to get a boner, so i got the hell outta there."

guy friend "He probably just had an airrection"
Airrection by Peachy313 August 29, 2011
Words you can keep

Amerection

When you are overcome with patriotic fervor and a flag-raising occurs in your pants.
Seeing the Statue of Liberty gave me an Amerection.

airection 

When your trousers crease or bulge near the groin, making it look like an erection.
Samuel sat down and noticed his huge airection, so he straightened out his trousers.
airection by LemonPotato November 4, 2009

anyrection 

polyfarious bonerage.
Whilst travelling abroad, the young man, enamoured of the exotic ladies of foreign lands, and stricken with that fervour of lust which does so often come upon the expatriot, was oft to sport anyrection.

"Is that an erection in your pants for me or is it anyrection?"
anyrection by skeptical hippo April 21, 2010

Attrection

1. the act of erecting as a result of attraction.
2. the state of being erected as a result of attraction
3. something erected through sublimation of arousal, as a building or other structure.
4. Physiology. a distended and rigid state of an organ or part containing erectile tissue, esp. of the penis or the clitoris when subject is attracted to someone or something.
I had an attrection.
Attrection by ZeeKrey June 1, 2009

adrection 

When you get an erection from all those pornographic ads/popups. People usually have the urge to click the ads and get a harder boner.
Jimmy: I was on this site when I got an erection from this porn ad! I got an adrection! Better wank it off!
adrection by THEMEOWMIXMAN December 29, 2007

Abrection 

You don’t know what an abrection is??? That’s what an abrection would say.
Abrection by Abrectionist February 26, 2023
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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