Adonis DNA 

Adonis DNA is a strand of DNA only passed on to those who are winning, duh. When coupled with tiger blood, the Adonis DNA is especially powerful.

Those not winning enough should NOT by any means, try and obtain Adonis DNA and/or tiger blood. If this occurs their faces will melt and their bodies explode in front of their weeping children.

It should be noted that those with Adonis DNA or tiger blood, are particularly immune to the effects of Alcoholics Anonymous.

Adonis was a ridiculously studly dude in Greek mythology. His DNA is only in a select few.

"AA was written for normal people. People that don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. . . I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.”

Adonis DNA by helenkeller5528 March 24, 2011

Adonis DNA 

The genetic material responsible for winning, becoming a veteran of the unspeakable, and a success rate of 100%. Do the math. May also cause tiger blood.

"AA was written for normal people, people that don't have tiger blood, Adonis DNA."

--Charlie Sheen

Adonis DNA by No Way Medina March 16, 2011

Adonis DNA 

DNA leading to a good looking guy (adonis = any handsome young man).

Charlie Sheen has claimed to have tiger blood and adonis DNA. While some might have once agreed, years of blow and hookers can only leave you with so much youth.

Adonis DNA by Lush26 March 15, 2011

Adonis DNA 

The DNA all the above normal people have, like Charlie Sheen. A symptom of having this, is also having tiger blood.

Thanks to his Adonis DNA, Charlie beat the addiction is now addicted to winning.

Adonis DNA by Parabox March 22, 2011