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the actual factual 

truth, current events, news, or the usual activities
Persistant Paul: So what's the latest?
News and Notes Nate: Oh so you want that actual factual?

(chillin' context)

Renegade Rob: What's goin' champion?
Chillin' in the Cut Charlie: Ain't nothin' but the actual factual.
the actual factual by Avery Smith December 13, 2007

what in the actual factual 

1. A phrase to be used when perplexed by anything, miniscule or otherwise.

2. A proclaim of confusion.
1. Return from break and walk into a clusterf*ck/shitshow!: "What in the actual factual....?"
2. Trying to fix something and you can't figure out how it goes back together OR unable to comprehend how something operates even from a basic standpoint: "What in the actual factual?"

Actual Factuals 

The truth; Real Shit; Facts nigga.
Ooo girl i need the Actual Factuals!
Actual Factuals by Victoria925 December 13, 2017
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026