The greatest intramural dynasty there ever was at the University of Connecticut. The two-time defending male all-campus champions. We have more championships than you have friends.
Joe: Who are we playing today?
Steve: The Abused Pelicans.
Joe: Shit, we're gonna get our asses whooped today.
Steve: Why?
Joe: They never lose at anything, they're the best there ever was.
Steve: The Abused Pelicans.
Joe: Shit, we're gonna get our asses whooped today.
Steve: Why?
Joe: They never lose at anything, they're the best there ever was.
by elcapitano22 September 16, 2011
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