abilibetes 

Abilibetes is when your so fat that you physically can't do anything. The word comes from Abilities and Diabetes. Pronounced: Ah-bil-Ah-Bee-Tees

Person 1 "Hey, look! that guy can't do anything!"
Person 2" Bruv don't bag him fam, he probably has Abilibetes"

abilibetes by Simon Anagnostopolous May 21, 2016