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Abecrombie & Fitch 

A clothing corporation run by egostical pricks who find pleasure in ripping off the youth of today by selling them clothing for 70$ that is made to look shitty that you could be in tact for 25$ and make it look just as shitty at home. They also find pleasure in ripping young girls off on clothing that is called preppy that costs around 80$ for clothing that is usually about 6 inches long with no skill needed to make that makes them look like complete sluts and be proud of it. they also often say that there fabric is imported, but where is it imported from? I am willing to bet from sweat shops in china run by little 8 year old asian kids.
-LIKE OMG, he totally is like, totally over me, im gonna go buy another, like, pre-ripped 6 inch miniskirt for like 80$ at Abecrombie. Wait, I like totally need to pop my collar first.

-ABECROMBIE, PROUDLY RIPPING OFF TODAYS YOU SINCE 1892!!!!!
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Abecrombie & Fitch 

An elite line of clothing for the sophisticated casual clothes lover. Typically hated and shunned by goths, activists (of any type), geeks, polititians, Christians, and the like. AF models (brand reps) are known for blowing entire paychecks on that day's shipment and then ruining at least one shirt that night from cigarette burns and/or spilled drinks that are most likely not the fault of the wearer but of the incompetent bots around them who can't stick or hold thier liquor right.

Ironically, the hate shown by the abovementioned only causes the popularity and eliteness to be accentuated.
That new Abecrombie & Fitch cashmere cami is so hott.
Abecrombie & Fitch by _jc_ September 27, 2006

Abercrombie & Fitch 

A usually overpriced store with a huge lack in lighting, and should be sued for air pollution.
Person: Hi, welcome to Abercrombie & Fitch, would you like a flashlight and a gas mask?
Abercrombie & Fitch by Winxx May 20, 2013

Abercrombie & Fitch 

A store that was formed in 1892 as a hunting supply/surplus company. Is now a clothing store popular on college campuses and high schools. More expensive than most other clothing stores, (Gap, American Eagle, Old Navy, etc.) yet people still pay for it. Also owns two stores targeted at elementary/middle school-aged kids: abercrombie (all lower case) and Hollister Co., which is supposed to have a California/surfer image. Love it or hate it, it isn't going to go anywhere for a while.
I used to hate this store because everyone wore it, but then I pulled my head out of my ass and realized that they're just clothes.
Abercrombie & Fitch by Matt April 16, 2005

abercrombie & fitch 

A store that makes a majority of it's sales off of near pornographic advertisement and the false promise of higher quality materials in their clothing. A majority of this clothing is made in China and India, while it is designed in the United States. The clothes are very inexpensive to make, as the materials and wages per average item cost around $8.00. Reports of child labor have been proven false by FBI investigations in Southeast Asia, but it has been verified that the labor conditions are harsh, and the average wage of workers has been established at 75% below the national standard. (In other words, $1.29 an hour.) This clothing store is generally associated with the higher classes, but can also be found sported by lower classes, who feel inclined to shop there in order to fit in with those above them on the financial ladder. In summary, the claims of higher quality material and manufacture made by Abercrombie and Fitch are unfounded. People must admit that they are buying a label and simply that. The same is true for A + F's subsidiary company Hollister Co, though Hollister is not under fire for obscene advertisement. Those who choose to shop at Abercrombie or Hollister may do as they wish, however they should not feel entitled to superior treatment as there are millions of people with superior clothing brands who are at this very moment, laughing their asses off at the unfounded arrogance of most A + F shoppers. For those A + F shoppers out there who cant think of these brands, try these on for size: (Armani Exchange, Giorgio Armani, Emporio Armani, Gianni Versace, Prada, Gucci, Chanel, Fendi, Mark Jacobs, Dior, Pucci, Missoni.... and the list goes on. So next time A + F shoppers feel like snubbing someone for wearing less expensive clothing than them, realize that there is always someone better than you, and that they are looking down on you in the exact same way....
A+F Girl/Boy: "Look at that girl in her Wal-Mart capris! Oh my god, I would never even be seen in a Wal-Mart with all that poor trash!"

Armani Girl/Boy: "Look that girl in her abercrombie & fitch capris! What a bunch of jack-ass poor people trying to look rich. I wouldn't be caught dead in one of those crappy stores, I'd probably get mugged or something..."

Prada Girl/Boy: "Look at that girl in her Armani Exchange capris! Thinks she is all bad ass or something! What a stupid dumb-ass, always trying to compete with the truly rich, why cant poor people just admit that they are poor and dress the part?"

See? The list goes on...
abercrombie & fitch by Quarzm Shebaou September 17, 2008

abercrombie & fitch 

They made thongs for 10 year olds.

Excuse me while I choke on my own vomit.
Why the fuck did Abercrombie & Fitch think 10 year olds would wear thong panties? And what kind of parents actually buy them for their daughters?

abercrombie & fitch 

Clothing Brand.

I don't wear it, but I've got nothing against it.
You pseudo goth whiners need to chill out about labeling people snobs and bitches because the shop at a particular store. I could turn that same logic around and say that everyone who shops at Hot Topic is a talentless, whiny, wanna be rocker. Or emo.
abercrombie & fitch by Hartcore February 27, 2005