Abe'd 

getting completely pwned at some thing

Guy 1:*walks into room with black eye*
Guy 2: Dude! what happened?!?!
Guy 1: i totally got Abe'd by a bowling ball

Abe'd by oohbla November 27, 2011

abe'd 

to get abe'd is to get credit carded (take it ANAL) by your skatboard

yo u just got ABE'D

abe'd by FafariFoot December 5, 2010

Abe Lincoln’d 

When getting head at the movie theater, right before you cum, you spin the girl or guy around and you cum on the back or their head and immediately run out of the theater.

Bro I cant believe you Abe Lincoln’d Jackie at the Moana movie!

Abe Lincoln’d by Dominoflowers January 12, 2021

Abe Del Rio 

Founding member of the Minnesota Bigfoot Research Team whose main interest is to capture and sexually harass the mythical creature. Also known as an innovator of creative hunting methods and to have access to Bigfoots menstruational blood.

Q: "Where did you buy that menstruational blood?"

A: "From the same guy as Abe Del Rio"

Abe Del Rio by Dildo track kings February 26, 2021

Abe-dini

A sexual act where a man combines the Abe Lincoln and The Houdini. The male performs doggy style sex on a woman, and moments before sexual climax, he spits on the woman's back. Thinking all is well, the female turns around only to be bombarded with a tidal wave of spermage. The male, with the time previously had whilst woman was turning around, grabs a clump full of pubes and when the load reaches the woman's face, he throws the hair all over her as well. Thusly, the Abe-dini is born.

Yo Lance. I was at State and I was fucking the shit out of this hoe. And of course, I pulled it off man. I had a bag of dog hair I've been collecting. So when I spat on her back, I was locked and loaded. And in one swift motion, I Abe-dini'ed that bitch and ran out the room.

Abe-dini by Lancie G October 20, 2008

Abe Daniels

A boy that is usually very adorable. He is the sweetest you will ever meet in your life. He can be very vulnerable so be very gentle with him. His eyes can make your heart melt and make you fall in love right away. His appearance and voice is the greatest of all humans. Possibly part of the conspiracy of the bombing of Hiroshima.

If you want to meet someone nice just meet that Abe Daniels
Did you see Abe Daniels the other day he was looking so fine.

Abe Daniels by kstreet December 9, 2012

honest abe day 

honest abe day is on april 2nd. you must not tell any lies and be honest all day to make up for the lies and pranks of april fools day.

Happy Honest Abe Day! I will not tell any lies today!!

honest abe day by anonymous April 2, 2022