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A bitch with abs. Ab + Bitch = ABBITCH.

Also known as one who bitches around when things aren't going for them and starts blocking off people either on social media or in real life (if he/she has one). Most likely an antisocial person with no social skills
Me: Hey bro why's this dude blocking me on social media? He's in our class but just seems really isolated. He doesn't have friends and whenever real people come up to him he gets all hostile and strts bitching about. He's also always stuck on his phone surfing social media. Most antisocial person I've ever seen. He's also fat and overweight as well, typical.

Me: Ah yeah, must be Abbitch. His only ab is probably his fat belly.

Friend: AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Abbitch by A random lass July 14, 2019
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ambitchious

describing a woman who will step all over anyone who gets in her way
Watch out for that new girl in accounting. She's so ambitchious, there will be blood!
ambitchious by isbourne November 7, 2014

Ambitchous

Striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch / New Yorker
"Do dropped your car-keys, sir!"
"Damn, well someone's striving to be ambitchous."
Ambitchous by KinkoX120 September 24, 2015

ambitchuous

from ambiguous. When someone says something which could be perceived as innocent, but easily has a deeper, bitchy, meaning.
1. Emma: I can't believe Ashley! She just told me my hair looks nice!
Acquaintance: ...what?
Emma: She obviously knows I'm having a bad hair day, her comment was ambitchuous.
2. Regina George
ambitchuous by elswanny March 31, 2015
A portmanteau of ambush and bitch. To bitch about something when someone is least expecting it.
When I showed my mom my report card, it seemed like she didn't care, but the next day she ambitched me.
ambitch by sydxorx January 17, 2008

ambitchous

striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch
Ugh! Britney fucked my boyfriend!

Yeah, she's pretty ambitchous.
ambitchous by Ggo1000 January 17, 2015
Word of the Day on January 23, 2015

abitches 

abitches is the lack of bitches compared to others, or low or absent interest in or desire to acquire bitches. It may be considered a sexual disease or the lack of bitches. It may also be categorized more widely to include a broad spectrum of virgins.
“yo my nigga viz inherited abitches.”
abitches by sigmamale69420 February 22, 2022
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
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floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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