ATMAFO

Acronym stands for: "And then my asshole fell out". This is a modified version of the phrase "And then I found 20 bucks". ATMAFO is used to revive any waning story. This is derived from an actual condition where a weightlifting man's anus fell out of his body during a weightlifting competition (yes, google it). The word acronym version is reserved for family friendly social interactions. This is still funny. The long version is much more effective at making the most out of a boring story in front of the appropriate audience.

So yeah I just called a cab and went home. Maybe I will just have the doc look at it in a few days. So yeah... that's pretty much it... oh, And Then My Asshole Fell Out! True story. Note: Substitute ATMAFO once the meaning is well established.

ATMAFO by Gdemeritt February 27, 2011

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amafof

Acronym for "Add me as friend on facebook"

Amafofd = added me as friend on facebook

Can you believe that jerry amafofd? I have been ignoring him all year!!

amafof by mrtalc October 26, 2009

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ATMAFO • amafof • atyaforia

atyaforia

When one eye is looking at ya and the other eye is looking for ya!!

Samantha looks like she had atyaforia. When I was administering her nightly meditation, I had to ask her if she was looking for me or at me. 👁👁👀

atyaforia by Wonder eye August 12, 2017

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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