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AssHole On Phone. Doesn't matter if you're in the fast lane in a car, walking on the sidewalk, or behind them at a supermarket, these idiots slow down to a complete crawl when they receive/place a call on their cellphone.
Man, I was twenty minutes late for work today. The jerk in front of me got a phone call, and turned into a complete AHOP. 35 MPH in a 55, I just wanted to get out of the car and RHKTTH him!
AHOP by The DownwardSpiral September 3, 2007
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Took it on a hop

failing to exact revenge on your opposition.
You heard about boy who got shot and took it on a hop?”

Yeah he’s soft.”
Took it on a hop by Ransom718 July 24, 2022
Ahopist is similar to atheist or agnostic. They do not believe God exist, but still hoping God exists and can save them/all people that are suffering.
"So, what exactly is an ahopist?"
"Here is an example. It's like when I am having a test, I totally don't know the answers at all so I just finish the questions randomly. I believe that I am gonna fail the test, but still hope that I can pass it."
ahopist by ahopist001 May 27, 2021

take a hop 

Have a bowel movement; dropping the kids off at the pool; release a hostage; take a shit. Can also be shortened to the simple verb "hop."
wonderschlong: I don't take a hop every day. (alternative = I don't hop every day)
Stinky Brain: That's not normal. See a butt doctor. Please.
take a hop by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

Cultural Ahopriation 

Similar cultural appropriation, however, the person appropriating the culture is a thot.
Cultural Ahopriation: A white pornstar wearing Asian clothing while sucking dick.
Verb (Past tense: A-hopped)
To overcome a challenge or outwit a rival using intelligence and insight. Originally inspired by the character Charles Morse in the movie The Edge (1997), played by Sir Anthony Hopkins, who manages to kill a man-eating grizzly bear among other things while surviving the Alaskan wilderness after a plane crash. However, many other Anthony Hopkins roles in other films are also intelligent problem solvers, hence the term A-hop was born.
I am going to A-hop the shit out of my math test on Friday!
Justin got so A-hopped by Tyler in that chess match!
A-hop by Trc1978 August 22, 2019

Up on a hop 

Damn Travis is balling he must be up on a hop
Up on a hop by Sharkboyg420 June 20, 2022