A Painz Share definition Flag A young, white woman who pretends to be a tough female prisoner, but in reality would be the weakest of the bunch. "Yo, I just traded a Painz for some skittles and two packs of smokes!" A Painz by ByTheLetter December 9, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the A Painz mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch