max pollard

Someone who I very bad at anal and is bad at sucking dick

Man max pollard is so bad at sucking dick

by Max Pollard July 30, 2018

chloe pollard

cares about not much tbh. not delusional. not crazy. completely sane and bitch be wild.

damn chloe pollard be wild

by hoes be wild June 18, 2023

sofia pollard

Sofia pollard is a depressed teenager with anger issues that usaly has a hot younger sister. They have multiple piercings and have even tattooed themselves

Fuck you sofia pollard
Sofia pollard you're r a bitch

by Lemoncakes June 11, 2020

Lee Pollard

Alpha male. Hides children in his toe cracks, meal deal lord, and gatekeeper. Should become toilet cleaner!!! As he has poo fetishisation. Still sleeps with his mum

Lee pollard oh yeah didn’t he steal Billy’s child wonder where he went- I heard he was in Lee pollards toes

by Hotmanalpha June 6, 2022

Well Ard Pollard

A Thomas that’s hard
Second name Pollard
Not as hard as Big Ard Brad tho

Look it’s well ard pollard

by Big Batty Brad July 1, 2019

Stead-Pollard Rating

This is a system for rating both men and women. Simply rate the individual on each of the following points (each worth 1 point) , then add all the points and you have a fool-proof rating out of 10!

1. Face

2. Smile

3. Tits

4. Arse

5. Legs

6. Personality

7. Intelligent

8. Slutiness Scale (Too slutty < 1, If to frigid < 1)

9. Drinking Ability (If d takes to many drink to get drunk < 1, if gets drunk to easily < 1)

10. An Overall Physical Attractiveness (including tan, fashion, etc)

Guy 1: "I dont know if i should go for this chick?"

Guy 2: "Have you rated her using the Stead-Pollard Rating?"

Guy 1: "OH! Of course! I will do that right now!"

Face = 1

Smile = 0.5

Tits = 1

Arse = 0

Legs = 0.5

Personality = 1

Intelligent = 0.5

Slutiness Scale = 1

Drinking Ability = 0.5

An Overall Physical Attractiveness = 0.5

Total = 6.5

Guy 1: "thats good enough for me!"

by Anonymous Co. October 26, 2011

pollard

a scumbag who only thinks about theirself

shes a fuckikng pollard mate

by hoelifeornolife69 May 30, 2022