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667 Dark Avenue 

At asoue.proboards.com lurks an obsessive community of Lemony Snicket worshippers. The site was created by the mysterious Tragedy, mysterious in the sense that no one has any idea who he/she/it is and most are desperate to know what resides in he/she/it's pants. The site was created by this mysterious being, whom many members consider the alpha and the omega, the creator of all things, so these fans can endlessly discuss A Series of Unfortunate Events.
Many notorious members include:
BSam:-Hilarity just falls out of every one of his orifices.
Dante- the father of all knowledge.
Sixteen- Who seems to be romantically involved with everyone on the site.
Trikip- A backlog of weird I.P address impersonators surround this 'person'.
Emma Squalor- Would say Hannah Montanna was talented if she posted on the site.
Fancy: Queen of 667. No one is really sure why.
Songbird (or is it freebird)- The most bossy moderator.
Sherry Ann- who seems a lot older than her 1000years. It is widely acknowledged that Sherry Ann was around before the creation of the universe or even matter itself.
Hermes- The heir of Dante, gains Dante's title when Dante passes on. Many murder plots have been organised, as get none successful. That sneaky Dante.
MyKindEditor- Seemed promising at first, has dwindled somewhat.
Tiago Squalor- 667's most flamboyant member, is currently writing the sequel to ASOUE.
Freebird (or is it songbird)- Er, yh.
Join the community today! Or not, good choice.
On 667 Dark Avenue:
Dante: *Something intellectual*
Hermes: DIE!
Emma Squalor: He he, you are both so talented.
Freebird/Songbird: Lol, wrong board.
BSam: I is FUHHNY.
Tradgey: I like to EXPERIMENT.
MyKindEditor: Ha ha ha Bsam, you're funny!
Elle: Glee!
Tiago Squalor: APOCALYPSE.
*Everyone dies.*
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