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50 Yard Fakie 

A person who looks hot from far away, but ugly up close. Common examples include women with too much makeup, and fat guys in sweatshirts/jackets. Most apparent when playing "my team your team"
"Dude, I was checking that girl out from the bar, but when I got closer, I found out she was a 50 Yard Fakie"

MY TEAM!!!" (seconds later) "AWWW SHIT, 50 YARD FAKIE!!!
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50 yard fake 

When a girl looks good faraway, but up close they are ugly
wow tara is a 50 yard fake
50 yard fake by Action Lutherwood January 13, 2004

50 yard fake out 

Thinking someone is pretty attractive from a distance but is actually ugly up close.
"I thought she was hot when i saw her across the parking lot but fell for the 50 yard fake out when i saw her up close"
50 yard fake out by Kailn33 March 24, 2008