A person obsessed or abusively familiar with the 4chan website. Notably notorious for bashing or insulting everything that is, animate or inanimate. Most commonly a middle-aged, male sex-deprived and unsocial to the atomic level.
"I posted a photograph of a model on the internet, and was immediately raped by a horde of 4fags."
One who, through browsing 4chan or other related and similar material and have discovered the joys of anonymity, has picked up the unfortunate habit of calling every one else a "fag" of some description. This habit often lures fellow 4-fags into labelling the original 4-fag as a "fag" too, which inevitably leads to one big loop of slandering each other and every one else. Would probably be looked upon as a serious insult by most 4chan followers, due to the similarity in sounds to "fur-fag".
A close variant is 4-tards, here substituting "tard" or "retard" in place of "fag". Others would also claim a third category of "Anoni-fags", which would be those who would use the Anonymousname just to insult some one in much the same way as a 4-fag would.
As a matter of fact, this probably counts as 4-faggotry, just by posting this. Damn...
God, I wish that 4-fag would stop posting those shitty comments on my youtube videos.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).