The ultimate chapel of Valorant dalliance. The Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the pentacostine rites of counterstrafeing. The pinnacle of tapfiring. The aired-age of crouchspraying.

Be not afraid when allied with this one, as he will carry you throughout the pantheons of silver. The follied looks on the enemy's face when he double smoke dashes. The unrecognized gold 2 ranked radiant player. The underdog of the higher echelons. Sleep is like no other, raffishing his debonair bottom along high elo.
"Holy fuck! I just got knifed, who was that?"
"Oh, that was 1asleep."
"Did you even see him dude???"
"No," *sigh,* "He's too quick."
by teocida July 23, 2022
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