1700 from iFunny

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You think 1700 is just a username? No, it’s the number of females who’s virginity he’s taken. He’ll turn you into a single mother by the end of the year. Those jealous of him insist he chose 1700 simply because all 1699 before him were taken. Little is known about this mysterious man who always says “Gn” but never sleeps. What we do know is that no one has ever seen his entire face. All pictures are just different variations of hat/phone/hoodie/hand. Unfortunately, all Gods have their flaws: 1700 is incapable of spelling. Incapable of finishing a thought without misspelling something.

1700 from iFunny: tosme tuck me in
1700: wsit

1700: haha sometone

1700: sormeone

1700: someone

1700 from iFunny by SophieAmiable April 10, 2019

Words you can keep

1700 WESTSIDE MAFIA

Don't fuck with them 1700 Westside MAFIA boys ! They ass always on the go and always dressed in yellow

Hey Scotty where you from

Scotty: yellow flags and body bags 1700 Westside MAFIA for life ni22a 2hunnid squad shii

1700 WESTSIDE MAFIA by Tuhhhgfhh November 26, 2019

black in the 1700's

A slave (also nbit17)

I'm not doing the laundry I'm not black in the 1700's

black in the 1700's by Jagra99 December 9, 2012

The 1700 of the kardashians

The schuyler sisters are the kardashians of 1700 no doubt

The 1700 of the kardashians are also known as The Schuyler Sisters.

The 1700 of the kardashians by Markey Linky October 28, 2020

Mach 1 700

A sled that doesn't have an 809, because who would put an 809 in tbh.

Oh no, my 850 and my 4 stroke got dirty gaped by a Mach 1 700 without an 809. Oh no!!

Mach 1 700 by peterdyck December 25, 2021

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026