1700 from iFunny

You think 1700 is just a username? No, it’s the number of females who’s virginity he’s taken. He’ll turn you into a single mother by the end of the year. Those jealous of him insist he chose 1700 simply because all 1699 before him were taken. Little is known about this mysterious man who always says “Gn” but never sleeps. What we do know is that no one has ever seen his entire face. All pictures are just different variations of hat/phone/hoodie/hand. Unfortunately, all Gods have their flaws: 1700 is incapable of spelling. Incapable of finishing a thought without misspelling something.

1700 from iFunny: tosme tuck me in
1700: wsit

1700: haha sometone

1700: sormeone

1700: someone

1700 from iFunny by SophieAmiable April 10, 2019

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1700 WESTSIDE MAFIA

Don't fuck with them 1700 Westside MAFIA boys ! They ass always on the go and always dressed in yellow

Hey Scotty where you from

Scotty: yellow flags and body bags 1700 Westside MAFIA for life ni22a 2hunnid squad shii

1700 WESTSIDE MAFIA by Tuhhhgfhh November 26, 2019

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black in the 1700's

A slave (also nbit17)

I'm not doing the laundry I'm not black in the 1700's

black in the 1700's by Jagra99 December 9, 2012

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The 1700 of the kardashians

The schuyler sisters are the kardashians of 1700 no doubt

The 1700 of the kardashians are also known as The Schuyler Sisters.

The 1700 of the kardashians by Markey Linky October 28, 2020

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Mach 1 700

A sled that doesn't have an 809, because who would put an 809 in tbh.

Oh no, my 850 and my 4 stroke got dirty gaped by a Mach 1 700 without an 809. Oh no!!

Mach 1 700 by peterdyck December 25, 2021

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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