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You think 1700 is just a username? No, it’s the number of females who’s virginity he’s taken. He’ll turn you into a single mother by the end of the year. Those jealous of him insist he chose 1700 simply because all 1699 before him were taken. Little is known about this mysterious man who always says “Gn” but never sleeps. What we do know is that no one has ever seen his entire face. All pictures are just different variations of hat/phone/hoodie/hand. Unfortunately, all Gods have their flaws: 1700 is incapable of spelling. Incapable of finishing a thought without misspelling something.

1700 from iFunny: tosme tuck me in
1700: wsit

1700: haha sometone

1700: sormeone

1700: someone

1700 from iFunny by SophieAmiable April 10, 2019

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1700 WESTSIDE MAFIA

Don't fuck with them 1700 Westside MAFIA boys ! They ass always on the go and always dressed in yellow

Hey Scotty where you from

Scotty: yellow flags and body bags 1700 Westside MAFIA for life ni22a 2hunnid squad shii

1700 WESTSIDE MAFIA by Tuhhhgfhh November 26, 2019

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black in the 1700's

A slave (also nbit17)

I'm not doing the laundry I'm not black in the 1700's

black in the 1700's by Jagra99 December 9, 2012

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The 1700 of the kardashians

The schuyler sisters are the kardashians of 1700 no doubt

The 1700 of the kardashians are also known as The Schuyler Sisters.

The 1700 of the kardashians by Markey Linky October 28, 2020

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Mach 1 700

A sled that doesn't have an 809, because who would put an 809 in tbh.

Oh no, my 850 and my 4 stroke got dirty gaped by a Mach 1 700 without an 809. Oh no!!

Mach 1 700 by peterdyck December 25, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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