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1,000,000,000,000th base

When you take 4 and a half banana peels and stuff the. inside the womans belly button. then you proceed to sing karma chameleon while pouring jello into the females anus. then obama walks in naked and everyone dies. penis juice is sprayed everywhere.
Last night, I got to 1,000,000,000,000th base with that crazy asian girl. She looked like an elephant on acid.
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1,000,000,000th base 

You must have sex with Chuck Norris. Only Chuck Norris has reached this base, as God was the original title holder of this base.
Dude, I got 1,000,000,000th base last night!

Whole World; ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY OMNIPOTENT GOD OF ALL WHO EXIST!