Flying Carpet Customer Care
“we like it on the carpet”
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“we like it on the carpet”
for emergency open, honest communication, write us, and leave the secret code anonymously
To: 0800 - fccc - 12 242 29
i acquired a very nice flying carpet and was extremely happy to do so, (yes, but) BUT:
soon after the first ride, said magic carpet unexpectedly yanked itself from under my feet, resulting in myself falling over.
The second time I took a very painful tumble, right off, flat on my face, resulting in traumatic injury, which incapacitated me for an extended period of time, with much personal anguish.
My natural recourse was to get rid of the unpleasantly unpredictable carpet, which i naturally did.
Several times.
But the carpet keeps on coming back.
Although it refuses to let me get on and have a ride, it insists on hanging around, but almost entirely out of sight.
It also keeps on shedding constant reminders, but when I start wanting it and looking for them, it will stop.
Although this is annoying, I have grown accustomed to this specific magic carpet, and would like to let it stay.
I was wondering if it would be possible to rehabilitate said magic carpet?
If you deem it an impossibility, could you please catch, roll it up and remove the carpet as I am unable to make space for a functional carpet with this one lurking around.
I honestly hope we can find a way to restore the trust and functionality of my magic carpet - as I am in a dire need of a ride and still hope to get this one to cooperate as it is the nicest magic carpet I have ever ridden.
But by now I am also willing to use a flamethrower to get rid of it.
Yours sincerely
i acquired a very nice flying carpet and was extremely happy to do so, (yes, but) BUT:
soon after the first ride, said magic carpet unexpectedly yanked itself from under my feet, resulting in myself falling over.
The second time I took a very painful tumble, right off, flat on my face, resulting in traumatic injury, which incapacitated me for an extended period of time, with much personal anguish.
My natural recourse was to get rid of the unpleasantly unpredictable carpet, which i naturally did.
Several times.
But the carpet keeps on coming back.
Although it refuses to let me get on and have a ride, it insists on hanging around, but almost entirely out of sight.
It also keeps on shedding constant reminders, but when I start wanting it and looking for them, it will stop.
Although this is annoying, I have grown accustomed to this specific magic carpet, and would like to let it stay.
I was wondering if it would be possible to rehabilitate said magic carpet?
If you deem it an impossibility, could you please catch, roll it up and remove the carpet as I am unable to make space for a functional carpet with this one lurking around.
I honestly hope we can find a way to restore the trust and functionality of my magic carpet - as I am in a dire need of a ride and still hope to get this one to cooperate as it is the nicest magic carpet I have ever ridden.
But by now I am also willing to use a flamethrower to get rid of it.
Yours sincerely
by hopscotchinghumpingdumpling October 19, 2025
Get the 0800 - fccc - 12 242 29mug.