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01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 

*The Year 2098*

person: *Punches robot*
robot: 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101

01001110 01101111 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00101110 

Translates to 'No fuck you'.
Person 1:Fuck you
Person 2: Clicks pen in this order: 01001110 01101111 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00101110
Person 1:Why are you clicking your pen, idiot.
Person 2:HA, you don't know binary
Person 1:What, binary? Was that binary?
Person 2: Clicks pen in this order: 01011001 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101100 00100000 01100001 01100011 01110100 01110101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00101110

Teacher: No clicking pens
Person 2: 01010100 01101111 01101111 00100000 01100010 01100001 01100100

Teacher: Come here you shit.

01100001 01100010 01100011 01100100 01100101 01100110 01100111 01101000 01101001 01101010 01101011 01101100 01101101 01101110 01101111 01110000 01110001 01110010 01110011 01110100 01110101 01110110 01110111 01111000 01111001 01111010 

Why yes my friend, that IS the alphabet in the computer language, binary. I can't believe how bored you are right now!
Person 1: How do electric systems say the alphabet?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: 01100001 01100010 01100011 01100100 01100101 01100110 01100111 01101000 01101001 01101010 01101011 01101100 01101101 01101110 01101111 01110000 01110001 01110010 01110011 01110100 01110101 01110110 01110111 01111000 01111001 01111010! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

01110001 01110111 01100101 01110010 01110100 01111001 01110101 01101001 01101111 01110000 01100001 01110011 01100100 01100110 01100111 01101000 01101010 01101011 01101100 01111010 01111000 01100011 01110110 01100010 01101110 01101101

Extremely Extreme Boredom
How can one be this bored?
One can never know...
“I’m so bored I made qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into binary which is 01110001 01110111 01100101 01110010 01110100 01111001 01110101 01101001 01101111 01110000 01100001 01110011 01100100 01100110 01100111 01101000 01101010 01101011 01101100 01111010 01111000 01100011 01110110 01100010 01101110 01101101 and searched it up”

01110001 01110111 01100101 01110010 01110100 01111001 01110101 01101001 01101111 01110000 01100001 01110011 01100100 01100110 01100111 01101000 01101010 01101011 01101100 01111010 01111000 01100011 01110110 01100010 01101110 01101101

When you have done all qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm keyboard combinations so you just make the original into binary.
Guy 1: Man I'm bored, I tried every single qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm combination!
Guy 2: Try making qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into binary!
Guy 1: Genius, it turns into 01110001 01110111 01100101 01110010 01110100 01111001 01110101 01101001 01101111 01110000 01100001 01110011 01100100 01100110 01100111 01101000 01101010 01101011 01101100 01111010 01111000 01100011 01110110 01100010 01101110 01101101!

01110001 01110111 01100101 01110010 01110100 01111001 01110101 01101001 01101111 01110000 01100001 01110011 01100100 01100110 01100111 01101000 01101010 01101011 01101100 01111010 01111000 01100011 01110110 01100010 01101110 01101101

Can I please 01110001 01110111 01100101 01110010 01110100 01111001 01110101 01101001 01101111 01110000 01100001 01110011 01100100 01100110 01100111 01101000 01101010 01101011 01101100 01111010 01111000 01100011 01110110 01100010 01101110 01101101, I'm bored.