“crlapp” Share definition Flag When a stripper or lap dancer accidentally poops or releases her or his bowels on the lap of a client usually in a public setting. Oh my God!!! I think this bitch just went and done a “crlapp” on me! “crlapp” by Kuten Halph February 9, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the “crlapp” mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch