žmondu 

Noun. A word derived from ancient sources and discovered in the old texts of Quaiatryan artifacts. This word refers to the sacrifice of horrendous artwork to the eternal fires of hell, and is a reminder of many things. Exactly what it is supposed to remind us is hard to say, as the word is so versatile in meaning.

“Yo dag! You forgot to sweep the yard!”

“Žmondu! I’d better go do that immediately!”

žmondu by Mard October 19, 2017

Zonduck 

A person or individual showing no sign of intelligence, common sense or manners. Known mainly for eating all the food at a gathering without bringing any, parking outside your house on a Sunday on your freshly cut garden lawn, playing trance music on full. May also be addicted to steroids. A common occurrence in South Africa, but found worldwide too.

Hey dude, hows this Zonduck , he finished all the chow in my fridge.

Zonduck by Mr toast 12345 November 1, 2016