[ho syndrome]

when a person is such a whore that people are afraid to get close to that person because they might contract STDs or other skank- related diseases.

i think i would have gotten ho syndrome if i was any closer to them

by the_awesomeness January 22, 2009

lazy ho syndrome

a condition in which the afflicted is incapable of doing any work whatsoever and is reluctant to do anything besides eat, sleep, or go on the internet. widespread among college students. very contagious with no known cure besides getting off your fat lazy ass and doing something productive.

"where's jessica?"
"she's sleeping on the couch"
"hasn't she been doing that all day?"
"no she got up to eat some nachos and check her facebook"
"damn that bitch has some serious LHS"
"LHS?"
"lazy ho syndrome"

by iloveolas December 16, 2008

T.A.E.H.O. Syndrome

Condition stemming from illusory correlation, often perceiving everything to be the BEST based on little-to-no evidence; usually leads to ruthless shut-down by a gentleman (who's name rhymes with LION).

A: "wow this jawn is the BEST"
B: "no it's not"
A: "true"
B: "sigh.. just ask Aaron what t.a.e.h.o. syndrome is"
C: "wait what"

by anuuge June 12, 2019