[Hammer check]

When a male grabs his crotch area to slightly adjust the family jewls, or to scratch them.

At my job we sell automobiles. Sometimes when it's slow we all just joke around and if somebody grabs their crotch you have to call them out on it and say hammer check.

Sharif was standing in front of me telling a story and all of the sudden he does an aggressive hammer check.

Yo sharif HAMMER CHECK

[Hammer check] by GSXR-600 May 28, 2017

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chuck the kraut hammer

the deadliest man that will ever report the news on your television. The only man in the world that likes killing more than Joran Van Der Sloot.

When Jeffrey dahmer's cell mate was asked why he killed dahmer, he replied," Because Chuck the Kraut Hammer told me to in my dreams".

chuck the kraut hammer by Shredder of turtles June 8, 2010

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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rawr xD

a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.

do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD

rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016

Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

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