'Tard Rock
'Tard Rock by rent_junkie January 10, 2008
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Rock-tard
any loser who thinks they are a rock star just because they think they are good at guitar hero or rock band
Ted:Hey, I just beat Through the Fire and Flames on expert, I am awesome hax0r
Ben:Thats cool and all, but, seriously, I can play a real guitar
Ted:Wow, no one cares, only old people play real guitars
Ben:STFU Rock-tard
Ben:Thats cool and all, but, seriously, I can play a real guitar
Ted:Wow, no one cares, only old people play real guitars
Ben:STFU Rock-tard
Rock-tard by Pitt5truct0r March 1, 2008
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'Tard Rock • rocktard • Rockin the Tard • Tardrocket • 'tard • tard wrangler • tard cart • tard guard • tard on • tard baby
Rockin the Tard
Personifying the less mentally proactive traits found on the extreme low end of the human genetic bell curve.
"Dude was rockin the tard hardcore. Yeah, stagediving rulez, but it helps if you actually have an audience. I ain't never seen an ass with teeth before but they say they can operate."
Rockin the Tard by Fecesboy June 1, 2004
Tardrocket
A Tardrocket is made up of a number of mentally retarded people (tards)that are strapped to a rocket/missile with various materials (duct tape)
I've been constructing a Tardrocket in my basement for months, I'm finally flying it to the moon today.
Tardrocket by Luka Brocket May 28, 2008
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