'Tard Rock
'Tard Rock by rent_junkie January 10, 2008
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Rock-tard
any loser who thinks they are a rock star just because they think they are good at guitar hero or rock band
Ted:Hey, I just beat Through the Fire and Flames on expert, I am awesome hax0r
Ben:Thats cool and all, but, seriously, I can play a real guitar
Ted:Wow, no one cares, only old people play real guitars
Ben:STFU Rock-tard
Ben:Thats cool and all, but, seriously, I can play a real guitar
Ted:Wow, no one cares, only old people play real guitars
Ben:STFU Rock-tard
Rock-tard by Pitt5truct0r March 1, 2008
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Rockin the Tard
Personifying the less mentally proactive traits found on the extreme low end of the human genetic bell curve.
"Dude was rockin the tard hardcore. Yeah, stagediving rulez, but it helps if you actually have an audience. I ain't never seen an ass with teeth before but they say they can operate."
Rockin the Tard by Fecesboy June 1, 2004
Tardrocket
A Tardrocket is made up of a number of mentally retarded people (tards)that are strapped to a rocket/missile with various materials (duct tape)
I've been constructing a Tardrocket in my basement for months, I'm finally flying it to the moon today.
Tardrocket by Luka Brocket May 28, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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