'Tard Rock

Short for Retarded Rock
New punk rock, the crappy kind.

Guy 1- Hey, what music does Fall Out Boy play?
Guy 2- 'Tard Rock.

by rent_junkie January 10, 2008

Rock-tard

any loser who thinks they are a rock star just because they think they are good at guitar hero or rock band

Ted:Hey, I just beat Through the Fire and Flames on expert, I am awesome hax0r

Ben:Thats cool and all, but, seriously, I can play a real guitar

Ted:Wow, no one cares, only old people play real guitars

Ben:STFU Rock-tard

by Pitt5truct0r March 1, 2008

Rockin the Tard

Personifying the less mentally proactive traits found on the extreme low end of the human genetic bell curve.

"Dude was rockin the tard hardcore. Yeah, stagediving rulez, but it helps if you actually have an audience. I ain't never seen an ass with teeth before but they say they can operate."

by Fecesboy June 1, 2004

Tardrocket

A Tardrocket is made up of a number of mentally retarded people (tards)that are strapped to a rocket/missile with various materials (duct tape)

I've been constructing a Tardrocket in my basement for months, I'm finally flying it to the moon today.

by Luka Brocket May 28, 2008