Alternatively: A Tweet in haiku form or a haiku in Tweet form.
A #Twittku frequently opens with an audience description to establish poetic mood. #everyone is used to identify #twittkus intended for the entire world.
#Twittkus typically follow the 5-7-5 format of the haiku, though some more daring artists claiming to perform #twittku have been known to deviate from the form for effect.
A #Twittku frequently opens with an audience description to establish poetic mood. #everyone is used to identify #twittkus intended for the entire world.
#Twittkus typically follow the 5-7-5 format of the haiku, though some more daring artists claiming to perform #twittku have been known to deviate from the form for effect.
From: @bob
#twittku@alice:
I never intended this.
Mistakes were made all around.
Carol sends her love.
From: @mary:
#twittku#guy_on_subway:
Loved those jeans on you.
I could imagine your caress,
Until you tried speech.
#twittku@alice:
I never intended this.
Mistakes were made all around.
Carol sends her love.
From: @mary:
#twittku#guy_on_subway:
Loved those jeans on you.
I could imagine your caress,
Until you tried speech.
by ivankara June 23, 2009
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Early Stage Twittourettes is a condition specific to Twitter users who sit back and watch what other people are tweeting, while not actively tweeting themselves. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will often send seemingly witty, yet random replies to a Tweet that he/she feels will result in, at the least, a short conversation. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will sit and wait for a reply, but 99.9% of the time will be ignored. See Example 1
Advanced Stage Tourettes:
In Advanced Stage Twittourettes, the Twitter user will Tweet random thoughts which are geared towards drawing attention to themselves. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will sit and wait for a reply, but 99.9% of the time will be ignored. See Example 2
Early Stage Twittourettes is a condition specific to Twitter users who sit back and watch what other people are tweeting, while not actively tweeting themselves. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will often send seemingly witty, yet random replies to a Tweet that he/she feels will result in, at the least, a short conversation. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will sit and wait for a reply, but 99.9% of the time will be ignored. See Example 1
Advanced Stage Tourettes:
In Advanced Stage Twittourettes, the Twitter user will Tweet random thoughts which are geared towards drawing attention to themselves. The Twitter user with Twittourettes will sit and wait for a reply, but 99.9% of the time will be ignored. See Example 2
Example 1
Early Stage Twittourettes:
NormalUser1: Does anyone know if the Celebrity Standup special on TV is part of the Tour?
RandomUser2: @NormalUser1 Google is your friend
NormalUser1: Everyone says it is, so I won't watch it cuz I'm going to see him on tour.
RandomUser2: @NormalUser1 You're not missing anything, the TV special is censored
NormalUser1: So, is anyone else going to see the Celebrity Standup special on tour?
Example 2
Advanced Stage Twittourettes:
RandomGuy1: I tried vegetarianism, but I realized that all those cute animals are so delicious.
Early Stage Twittourettes:
NormalUser1: Does anyone know if the Celebrity Standup special on TV is part of the Tour?
RandomUser2: @NormalUser1 Google is your friend
NormalUser1: Everyone says it is, so I won't watch it cuz I'm going to see him on tour.
RandomUser2: @NormalUser1 You're not missing anything, the TV special is censored
NormalUser1: So, is anyone else going to see the Celebrity Standup special on tour?
Example 2
Advanced Stage Twittourettes:
RandomGuy1: I tried vegetarianism, but I realized that all those cute animals are so delicious.
by Greywulf2112 May 17, 2009
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• Twitturbate
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Endless Twitter stream of self-gratifying, self-promoting, self-congratulatory crap unoriginally composed in 140 characters or less.
v. Twitturbate
n. Twitturbation
adj. Twitturbatory
adv. Twitturbatingly
(Not to be confused with Twitterbate, achingly boring Twitter debates that really ought to be taken to direct message.)
v. Twitturbate
n. Twitturbation
adj. Twitturbatory
adv. Twitturbatingly
(Not to be confused with Twitterbate, achingly boring Twitter debates that really ought to be taken to direct message.)
"I logged onto Twitter today and @XXX was having another Twitturbate session with himself."
"This convo is nothing but Twitturbation. Why don't u get a life?"
"This convo is nothing but Twitturbation. Why don't u get a life?"
by Viva Visibility October 30, 2008
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Get the twittour mug.Involuntary, impulsive, erratic tweeting of self-humiliating, inflammatory, offensive tweets using made-up words and incoherent phrases.
Mistakenly tweeting a word not found in the dictionary when trying to sound intellectual is twittourettes. Tweeting nonsensical gibberish. Embarrassing oneself with one's tweets. "Ground Zero Mosque supporters: doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does ours throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, pls refudiate,"
by PalinGater August 26, 2010
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Get the twittrum mug.To send a sensible Twitter message that is exactly 140 characters (including spaces and, if desired, a final period)
@twitku Contemplating why, after burping while alone in the house, I verbalize my apology ; speculating if I am overly polite or just a bit crazy.
Hey look, Arthur just send me a twitku!
Hey look, Arthur just send me a twitku!
by SocoaBeachBum May 7, 2009
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