Pissing excellence is the first sign you're living the #LubeLife.

Shitting a gold brick is the highest #LubeLife level seen to date (11/10/2017).

#LubeLife, great for fucking.

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"Should we wait in line or just get bottles? Fuck it, let's live the #LubeLife."
"Grab your best friend and your mom. I got the #LubeLife."
"My girlfriend was #LubeLife'n last night. The bottle became a toy."
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Q: "How much did that cost?" A: "I don't know." (implied #LubeLife reference)

Q: "Have you heard of #LubeLife? What is it?" A: (question-recipient begins choking out the question-poser. no words were spoken)