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D.B.A.A. by Vagtastic voyage 16p\7\] December 30, 2009
B R E A D B A N K
welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED
shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.
it's gluten free
i don't CARE if it's free.
swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.
what, you tryna be on worldstar?
what, you gon record it?
ye. i got my dollar store camera on.
What's the fucking situǽtion?
what the fuck do you want?
I'm the motherfucking manager.
at the bread store?
BREAD.
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.
I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.
why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.
We've got crackers, no gluten
fuck crackers.
it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?
hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit
Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA
fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
Florida.
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.
i'm going WEAST
Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.
honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.
What the fuck are you saying?
all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.
it's gluten free
i don't CARE if it's free.
swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.
what, you tryna be on worldstar?
what, you gon record it?
ye. i got my dollar store camera on.
What's the fucking situǽtion?
what the fuck do you want?
I'm the motherfucking manager.
at the bread store?
BREAD.
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.
I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.
why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.
We've got crackers, no gluten
fuck crackers.
it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?
hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit
Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA
fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
Florida.
i knew it
look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.
i'm going WEAST
Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.
honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.
What the fuck are you saying?
all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
B R E A D B A N K by .Greg. October 10, 2020
D.B. Pooper
After presenting the toilet with an act of sacrifice from your bowels, going in to wipe and getting no results on the toilet paper, and after looking into the toilet, finding no evidence of feces. Not sure if your ejecta just went straight down through the closet bend, and without a witness, you question your turds very existence.
Meyer: This morning I was excited to drop the ass goblins because I had three servings of corn last night, but leaving the bathroom I didnt even know if i let the tangy butt nuts out or not.
Kirkland: Shit, man, you had a D.B. Pooper?
Meyer: All I had left to my name was a clean piece of toilet paper and a mind full of doubt.
Kirkland: Shit, man, you had a D.B. Pooper?
Meyer: All I had left to my name was a clean piece of toilet paper and a mind full of doubt.
D.B. Pooper by raymondalvarado September 29, 2010