National Rob A Bank Day

January 7th

Your honor, I can't go to jail, it was National Rob A Bank Day.

by edgeverse January 11, 2024

National Jax day

A time where everyone gathers to have a joyful holiday on February 11th

Yay it’s national jax day

by Davis dadery February 11, 2022

National fuck your boyfriend week

National fuck your boyfriend everyday week is in the last two weeks of July!

Damn baby it's the national fuck your boyfriend week.. let's jiggy!

by nexusdube July 22, 2022

National Send A Soapy Tiddy Pick

January 14th is when you send a good friend or a significant other a soapy titty pick regardless of wether you're a guy or girl

Hey Nick did you hear its National Send A Soapy Tiddy pick day tomorrow

by UsersFr1 January 13, 2021

National Cuddling & Snuggling Month

The month of Snuggling and Cuddling is November! Feel free to give snuggles and cuddles to anyone within that month! They will always cuddle back!

Person-1 - *Cuddles Person-2*
Person-2 - "Is it because it is National Cuddling Month?"
Person-1 - "No it's just because I wanted to."
Person-2 - "owo"
Person-1 - "You don't need National Cuddling & Snuggling Month to cuddle, you can do it anytime!"

o///////o

by hrony July 9, 2021

National Freaky Day

𝙽𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝟸𝟹, 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟶 -𝙱𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚢, 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 .. 𝚃𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚢.. 𝙶𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚗 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍..

There was this girl named genn and she would tell her friends that she would be horny but then she would be freaky with her friends .. she would kiss them on there lips and even have sex with them . But it didn’t mean anything . They were just having fun . Gen said “ today is national freaky day “ so be as freaky as you want.

by LED Lights November 23, 2020

National Punt Day

The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.

“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”

by BigBird321 December 12, 2022