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Texas Patty Cake

The act of spitroasting a participant, while engaging in a game of Patty Cake.
Honey, grab your strap-on, let's go play Texas Patty Cake with the neighbor.
by Unsupervised Adult July 2, 2022
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spatty patty

the act of ejaculating on cow patty and proceeding to throw it full force at a significant others face
bro i spatty patty’d my neighbour last week it was straight gas fire flames
by scatlover9000 January 16, 2026
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