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F.Y.I don't care

A phrase used to inform someone that you do not give a shit about what they are talking about.
Bob: I went to the store last night and chicken breasts were on sale for two dollars less than normal.

Mike: F.Y.I don't care.
by BigLerm October 8, 2009
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I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL

what a wizard in dnd says at least once in a campaign
Rogue: please don't
Paladin: we don't have nea-
Wizard: I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL
everyone dies the end
by dnd eggs February 5, 2025
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being very careful

The delusion many experience while taking enormous risks with their health and their lives, during the Covid pandemic.
"You're going where??"

"Out to dinner. With friends. We're so done with being locked up."

"Don't you realize it's not safe to do that?"

"Oh, I'm being very careful."
by Monkey's Dad July 21, 2020
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Care Boner

When a man cares so much about someone who is going through something bad that they have an involuntary boner. It is not sexual, it is a natural bodily response to intense emotions.
When she told me her mom was diagnosed with cancer, I really hope she didn't feel my care boner when I hugged her
by dextromethorphan June 12, 2022
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Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care." xXxXxXx Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me."
Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care." xXxXxXx Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me."
by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
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Honesty Home Health Care

A small home health care business looking forward to growing in Las Vegas, Nevada.
P1: Hey have you heard of Honesty Home Health Care?
P2: No, what is it?

P1: Well, it's a really nice home health care and I highly recommend it!
P2: Alright, thank you!
by Professional Care Provider September 11, 2020
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Alabama Health Care Provider

When your father gets a splinter in his finger so you suck his cock
A shit I need my Alabama Health Care Provider
by Ami Pond January 19, 2024
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