Care Boner

When you care so much you get hard

Damn Stacy, When Molly told us about what happened to Jim. I was so distraught I went home and had sex with my wife. I had one hell of a care boner!!!

by SUZUKIRIPPER119 December 03, 2020

Pottsy-care

state of mind on health, based on the idea that people who have strong immune systems dont need to be be tested. As in VD is a state of mind rather than an actual disease.

"I know it itches like crazy but i believe in 'Pottsy-care' so if i believe its not there then it will go away"

by ox49cent. October 08, 2009

leik i even care

when you do not care about what was said to you

Human 1: Hey man did you hear what that guy said about you?
Human 2: leik i even care

by :ge: October 05, 2017

apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed

If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.

by mad_nic November 08, 2021

Care Mad

When you're mad, but only because you care too much.

The hiring team really dropped the ball on our last 2 candidates. I'm care mad about it.

by mrpoptart6 July 17, 2024

Critical Care

A medical specialty specializing in the care of those in the critical profession. Including movie critics, food critics, fashion critics, etc.

Also, these specialists tend to be gay.

Hey ladies, I'm studying to be a critical care doctor.

Soooo, you mean you're gay?

by Claudius Maximus November 27, 2010

My care cup is empty

My care cup is empty if homeskillet has celery this is not a butttickler brojob it is kinda Bangladesh (i miss brozilla like a fixed squirrel misses his nuts)

Mega-blows my nuts brojob, furthermore my care cup is empty

by Gnomiga November 18, 2023