by DeVize Starset April 3, 2020
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by Yes… April 20, 2022
Get the Have you ever been bungee jumping? mug.Could only ever be the lamest handle in all of urban dictionary land. This self given title is obviously a joking play on words because anyone that could call themselves this name and then give a definition that’s so low and cruel must be because they are they’re one and only fan. This “person” is obviously the furthest thing from being cute inside or out. IRL they are ugly af and end up fat and friendless because of just how mean they truly are.
Guy; Man did you see the definition that the cutest girl ever wrote in the urban dictionary dang that’s one mean fuckin ugly bitch!
Other Guy; ya she’s obviously her one and only fan of herself! Ratchet ass bitch fakin everyone out! She’s obviously top ten of the worlds ugliest females! Farthest thing from cutest girl could ever be!
Other Guy; ya she’s obviously her one and only fan of herself! Ratchet ass bitch fakin everyone out! She’s obviously top ten of the worlds ugliest females! Farthest thing from cutest girl could ever be!
by CrazyBrains420 July 25, 2024
Get the Cutest Girl Ever mug.•TypicalFlame•#1492. They are the best person ever because theyre always there for you. They send daily hugs, everyday, despite having their own things to do. They always listen, no matter how dumb the rant is, and they always respond and dont ignore you, even if they have no clue what youre talking about. They defend no matter what, they always stick up for people when it's needed. They help, theyre always there for you- no matter how busy they are, they will make time to help you and make sure youre ok. They make sure youre having fun and having a good day, no matter what. They just always so whatever it takes for everyone around them. They always help everyone around. They take time out of their busy day to be there, no matter what. They always are there. They never forget you or let you feel anything but loved for even a second. They are just the best person ever, in every way.
"•TypicalFlame•#1492 is the best person ever! I wish I had an awesome friend like him! They're so cool and handsome!"
by The ducks in the hatchet sir August 27, 2021
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Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.
by goldengrey1776 May 30, 2024
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by mxllyna..va June 7, 2021
Get the HOH-ever mug.With his dark features and cool style, Ever is always the most handsome man in the room. Although he lacks in the humor dept — he makes up for it with his taste in music, his loyalty in friendships and his consistent commitment to rallying every social gathering with a fireball shot. To be loved by him is an honor and pleasure.. always a giggle, good meal and quality time. Hold him close as every interaction makes you feel as though you’ve won the jackpot.
Who is last place in fantasy football this season? Probably Ever.
Ever is the sixth man on the Phoenix Suns.
Ever is the sixth man on the Phoenix Suns.
by aj pollock November 22, 2021
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