snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.

I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?

by The see-ma-wae January 23, 2010

Snake knees

Jack shit. Nothing. Snake knees don’t exist and that is the point.

Guy 1: I’m broke as fuck man, I got a bank account full of snake knees.
Guy 2: damn.

by Clarence deepwater II March 24, 2020

Rubber snakes

It’s like a snake right?, but it jiggles. It’s like a hose with sharp teeth kinda snappy. They don’t have genders because their unsocial there for don’t have social constructs.THEY ARE ALL GREEN!

“Today Samantha wore a rubber snake around her neck to school instead of a scarf,our teacher me haberny screamed and ran away, sam throw it at the teacher and screamed as she squirm” rubber snakes are rubber

by Genderless blob June 30, 2022

jake the snake

the phrase 'jake the snake' refers to a game, which tests one's ability to jump over a rope, the 'snake,' who happens to be named jake.

shall we play jake the snake?

by jakewuzhere November 9, 2018

Snakes in the lawn

When there is a snitch/tattletale in the area and you have to make your friends aware.

Be careful around that park, there are snakes in the lawn...

by etes October 18, 2017

Juicing the Snake

The Male equivalent to the popular "popping your cherry". The snake referring to the shaft of the penis, while the juice is the ejaculate respectively.

"Mom, don't call me tonight. I'm gonna be out Juicing the Snake."

by Marshmallow Toes June 27, 2016

snake trader

Snake traders are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who start a fantasy football pool within their office and trick first year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of his team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.

Victim: "Hey Hector! What do you think about this trade Ashhad convinced me on? I'll give him Antonio Brown for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good right?!"
Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade.Do not take it. Ashhad is such a snake trader."

by Hectorino November 6, 2017