After Kirk

The year after 2025 AD. After the passing of the prophet Charlie Kirk, the Catholic Church, after taking a lump sum of cash, decided to honor Charlie Kirk and turn the year 2026 AD into 1 AK (After Kirk). After even more money, the Catholic Church humbly decided to create hymns dedicated to Charlie Kirk; including but not limited to: We Are Charlie Kirk, How Dare They (For Charlie), and Charlie. The Catholic Church humbly, after even more money, created the KT (Kirky Testament).

Lucas: “Bro, my son was born in 1 AK (After Kirk), we are going to raise him to follow Kirktholicism.” (We gave the Catholic Church a lot of money to change their name).

by Jeffica3576 December 10, 2025

after mo

An After Mo is a combination of prosecco and pineapple juice.

Ah man, I really don’t want to drink. What about an After mo?

by DanP3 January 18, 2018

facetime after 12pm

if i facetime you after 12pm you better pop a titi

if we facetime after 12pm you better pop a titi

by rostye45 August 11, 2021

After living BEJroooom

Death after living. Nolonger alive. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥ 💙.

I invented and made and created the after living BEJroooom.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥ 💙..

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq March 25, 2022

Diddy after, after party

Even worse than a Diddy after party

Why the fuck is there another after party, A Diddy after, after party 😨

by Kevin corun September 21, 2024

good after-nought-o'clock

A greeting you might use in the after-nought-o'clock.

Good after-nought-o'clock.

by Ñuñuñuñuñuñu August 12, 2025

after-market items

Refers to da usually-overpriced crappy-a** merchandise dat remains unsold subsequent to a gala celebration, holiday-bash, or other one-time/seasonal sales-event; said goodies can often be had for very little or even free, if said products' vendors were just going to toss it in da dumpster or have already done so.

You can often pick up after-market items for next to nothing if they have "gone stale", either because they are actually perishable goods and thus are starting to no longer be saleable after the sales-event is over, or because they are season/event/holiday-related (such as spring-gardening accessories, Independence-Day ephemera, personalized wedding-trinkets, Valentine's Day candy, etc.) and therefore would no longer be of interest to most buyers. If you know a creative way to make use of said sundries, however --- like if you can chop up flashy decorations to use as glitter, re-label imprinted items to use for another purpose, pass out random items as party-favors to open-minded/good-humored folks who don't mind the "invalid-to-the-event" nature of said baubles, etc. --- then by al means, knock yourself out... just be careful that you don't allow said gleeful foraging turn into a free-food fiasco, whereby you gluttonously gorge yourself on all kinds of refined/sugary/salty crap that's been discarded, and which therefore is indeed totally "up for grabs" but would not be healthy to consume in large quantities, especially if you are on a diet to lose weight or otherwise needing to watch your calorie/carb/sodium-intake.

by QuacksO August 13, 2019