National Big dick day

Lawson: I love my body
My DICK: yeah me too
My DICK: I love dragging around

National big dick day is for all the big boys.

by OSC ThiccLaw April 20, 2019

National Nude Day

July 14th where everyone sends nudes all day

Hey did you know it was national nude day

by Gg got July 14, 2019

National hold hands with your crush

Go next to your crush and hold their hand on September 26

It’s national hold hands with your crush day may I do the honors?

by The best animaljammer September 25, 2019

NATIONAL FAKE ASS FRIENDS DAY

The day you put out all the mother fuckin TEA and expose all the WEAK ASS BITCHES you hate

“You said it’s National Fake Ass Friends Day?” *pulls out paper , taps on mic and clears throat*

“GIANNA YOU A FAKE ASS HOE”

by imademon October 2, 2019

National fuck off day

National Fuck Off day is on October 16th and it’s the national day where everyone needs to just fuck off so spread the word and put it in your calendars

Person *talks to me nonstop

Me: “bruh it’s national fuck off day so FUCK OFF!”

by Rtowse5 October 6, 2019

National give your crush a hug or kiss

All girls and boys give your crush a hug or kiss on the cheek good luck

It's national give your crush a hug or kiss

by Zai Lovett October 16, 2019

National Hoeing Around Week

Lady’s we can’t just have one day to be a hoe, we need a whole week ! ;)

Boy: hey do you wanna come round to mine today?

Girl: I mean it is national hoeing around week so why not ;)

by maddieissillyyy October 18, 2019