sit on myspace

just it all over myspace!

Simon:what did you do whilst social networking today eric?

Eric: well pal, i sat on your, and a few other people's space :)

Simon: did you sit on myspace perchance?

by bbb brother September 6, 2010

sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.

Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'

by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018

sit on the floor

sitting on someone's genitals

want to sit on my face? "Can I sit on the floor first?"

by Shut up floor January 25, 2014

National sit on lap day

It’s March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day

Me: why you sitting on his or her lap? Them: its National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022

Sit n’ Spin

A “sit n’ spin” is when a male squats or sits on a female’s face while they engage in cunnilingus, oral, or tonguing of the male anus while “spinning” their tongue around the asshole. Hence the term “sit n’ spin.”

“I got to try the sit n’ spin with my girlfriend last weekend. It rocked my world”

by S4ltin3 February 23, 2020

Sitting in Business

The opposite of standing on business. To shit where you eat, so to speak. Instead of taking care of your business, you sit in your own feces like an infant child.

Mortgage payment was due and my son was hungry so I had no choice but to stand on business, but instead, I’ve been sitting in business all week, and the bank is foreclosing on our property in the morning.

by Shaboinked December 11, 2023