sit on the floor

sitting on someone's genitals

want to sit on my face? "Can I sit on the floor first?"

by Shut up floor January 25, 2014

Sitting in Business

The opposite of standing on business. To shit where you eat, so to speak. Instead of taking care of your business, you sit in your own feces like an infant child.

Mortgage payment was due and my son was hungry so I had no choice but to stand on business, but instead, I’ve been sitting in business all week, and the bank is foreclosing on our property in the morning.

by Shaboinked December 11, 2023

sitting on a plank

When you hide a boner by shoving it in between your legs and squeezing it with your thighs

Adam: hey look how tight that guy's legs are, wtf is he doing
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn

by arcanev4 February 21, 2025

sitting-bulled

(Adv.) So Drunk and/or High that you are incapable of moving and continue to sit carefree.

"Go grab the Pringles"

"I'm Sitting-Bulled"

"Well fuck looks like we're going hungry"

"Chiefed bro Chiefed"

by kprowand January 17, 2012

Pole-sitting

When someone try to collect as many weapons and perks in an online game without leveling up, so they have an advantage over other players of the same level.

He has been at level 38 for over a week. He is pole-sitting so he can win more events and beat people to improve his stats.

by blazer13 September 4, 2013

sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.

Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'

by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018