Sit where you want to day

You can sit where you want to.. For people in school! Apr 29

"hey go back to your seat"
"But is sit where you want to day!"

by h9eufhq3pwhrf43 April 29, 2021

Sit on your finger

Basically, for fuck yourself.

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.

by Tacos69. July 30, 2016

Sitted

A Kathy-ism of telling a large group of people to sit on their bottoms in a chair

You may be sitted now.

by Me! Your friend! January 27, 2019

Sit n’ Spin

A “sit n’ spin” is when a male squats or sits on a female’s face while they engage in cunnilingus, oral, or tonguing of the male anus while “spinning” their tongue around the asshole. Hence the term “sit n’ spin.”

“I got to try the sit n’ spin with my girlfriend last weekend. It rocked my world”

by S4ltin3 February 23, 2020

National sit on lap day

It’s March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day

Me: why you sitting on his or her lap? Them: its National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022

sit on the floor

sitting on someone's genitals

want to sit on my face? "Can I sit on the floor first?"

by Shut up floor January 25, 2014

sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.

Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'

by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018