Nature

Nature is not mother nature any more than it is father nature. These are names people gave nature, not names nature gave itself. Really nature is both male life forms and female life forms.

Nature is just nature.

by Solid Mantis November 19, 2020

Natures Lipstick

A dogs wiener

WOW! Look at Natures Lipstick on that diggity-dawg!

by LemonLawMasta June 05, 2021

nature’s holster

It's a special little pocket every man has in his rear

He tucked the pocketknife into his nature’s holster just like his granddad used to do on long hikes through the woods.

by ralfsv August 09, 2024

explicit in nature

Out of pocket particularly in honor of kevin gates in a sexual manner

Can i be explicit in nature? Yes you can. When u punch that dick in from behind ya know?

by Pp ham sweat November 24, 2023

nature's napkins

the testicles of a male. Not female testicles. Those are ovaries.

Do not dispose of nature's napkins in the nearest trash receptacle.

The only napkins that do not need recyclin'.

"Cheetos powder? On my hands?"

"It's more likely than you think. Better use nature's napkins!"

by JimTheNickel July 04, 2009

Nature herpes

Sand or fune dirt you can't get out or off of anything. As if it were herpes

The sand won't get out of my truck it's been like 3 weeks. What is it nature herpes.

by Taxobelll July 06, 2024

Natural Selection

1. Universe's way of making your life miserable.
2. An event in nature.
3. That one edgy kid's shirt.

1: The goddamn universe gave me natural selection! Aw hell!
2: I've been naturally selected because that is what happens when I win the race.
No need to explain number 3.

by Zach T. Radass December 28, 2022