Hobo

Hobos are helpful and wise. Hobos have a loose network of friends that they run into randomly. Nothing beats a party that ensues from the random meeting of two hobo friends. The meeting is rich with stories, genuine respect, as well as opportunities to learn about potential jobs, hazards and boons that may help the hobos in their journeys forward. Hobos don't ask for help and they don't ask for recognition. Hobos happen because of the open society that North America offers. Things like hitchhiking, camping in bush lines, and hiring hobos for odd jobs or short contract work should be protected in order to preserve this special group of freebooters who love the land and all it has to offer.

I first got the idea to hobo after reading the Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn. Since I started being a hobo I have seen many parts of this country and have many jobs that I can work seasonally when it suits me.

by Noneather December 27, 2020

Hobo Rowboat

It's that thing where you do a Dutch rudder, but to two guys while you sit in the middle.

That was a great hobo rowboat. Now you guys gotta go, my wife will be home soon

by DOOFUSDAD October 4, 2018

hobo shower

When taking a shower from a bridge gutter or a roof gutter, or any urban or infrastructure that permits a artisanal, redemptory shower

Look at this dude under the bridge, hés totally getting a hobo shower

by boneshaker July 26, 2020

Hobo Flip

The act of smoking crack and meth in the same sesh.

Dude I hobo flipped last week and was up for 5 days carpet farming just to find one last piece of crack or tweak on the floor.

by TacoTheGod February 27, 2021

hobo lighter

The act of using a lit cigarette to light another cigarette.

"Damn bro lemme get that hobo lighter I don't got mine on me."

by FaZeDJTEL_YT October 19, 2020

Nasty Hobo

A person who does not do what you want them to right away but will do something for someone else

Joe didn't get my shoe ,therefore, he's a nasty hobo

by stepheniemarie14 May 5, 2018

Hobo

A verb, meaning to knock over or spill.

Don't hobo my drink!

Oh fuck, I've hoboed my Guinness all over my keyboard.

by Chosen Man Willie Stroker May 19, 2023