Track and field

A sport in which you must be masochistic to participate. There are two types of runners, sprinters and distance, sprinters doing events like 100m, 200m, and sometimes 400m. 400 m is arguably the worst event. Distance is chill but not for the weak unless you walk the whole time but those people do not count. Field events do things like shotput(heavy ball) and discus (heavy frisbee) and jump hurdles, long jump (in a sand pit and gets in your shoes),triple jump (idek what they do), and high jump(that's rlly hard). Some synonymous for track and field (mainly for the runners) are: masochistic, why?, help, somehow my but hurts from running, and enjoyable.

A:" Ion wanna go to track"
B:"why?"
A:"because I don't wanna run, I hate running"
B:"then why'd you join track"
A:"because I love to run"

"Track and field is not for the weak"

by @mymommysaysimspecial March 17, 2025

mow the field

Trimming the pubes on a very large human. Usually requires specialized equipment.

I have to go help aunt Bertha mow the field, she has a big date tonight.

by roughryder69 August 12, 2021

hudson fields

little bitch boy(jk) realist homie you will know and has a package

hudson fields is the plug

by jdjjcnff October 22, 2020

Force field kid

The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.

"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."

by calibus January 28, 2022

Right field

The most boring mother fucking place of the got damn earth

Right field if gay as shit

by Fr come at me February 1, 2020

peter fields

Literally the best person on the face of this earth

Dang! That Peter Fields is AWESOME!

by Secret_cat March 14, 2017

The Field School

An absurdly expensive private prep school with good teachers, terrible leadership, burnt out neurodivergent stoner students, and evil middle schoolers. Under the dictatorship of Supreme Leader Lori Strauss, prices for regular things are jacked way up while antisemitism is brushed over.

Student 1: "Have you heard what happened to The Field School after Lori Strauss took over?"
Student 2: "Yeah, we both go there. I can't believe she removed the Latin department by personally defenestrating Hugh McElroy."
Student 1: "Yeah, and the public execution she held for the physics teacher Jared was horrible."
Student 2: "Well at least we still have David Kongstvedt, Field School history teacher and writer of 2008's Osiris Ford."

by Botto B Bobbs January 7, 2024