Biscuitgate

Noun.

Generic term for a British political scandal where these are usually determined by the choice of a particular brand of biscuit by a party's leader in the absence of issues of more pressing concern.

I really hope this is my last word on biscuitgate, but with another Times leader on the subject today, it appears that the scandal will continue to grow.

by Biffoboffo October 21, 2009

Biscuit Fail

When a cream filled biscuit goes wrong, and the top side (the bit with the pattern/logo etc) is round the wrong way ie creamside down, and the bottom is on the top. Could also be called biscuit malfunaction.

"Shit whats going on this whole packet of Oreos are all round the wrong way" "Severe Biscuit Fail"

by GoldenBarrel November 20, 2009

Biscuit Ferret

English term meaning 'individual who attends a social gathering merely to obtain food'.

When Anne had her girlfriends over, Dave became a biscuit ferret as he periodically entered the living room to take cookies.

by floodedbard July 23, 2013

Biscuit Express

The name of the train you flop your ass to with your one way ticket to the whore house

"Oh look there goes the town whore getting onto the Biscuit Express."

by Urban.sav November 16, 2014

Biscuit Batter

The foam or sloppy mess created from Anal sex.

My dawg I gotta roll. Ole girl just asked me if I was down to help her make some biscuit batter, peace out. IHOP time.

by Ginja Ninja 68 June 4, 2016

Biscuitized

Waking up after a night of partying with a greasy face.

"I feel like someone rubbed a McDonald's Bacon Egg And Cheese Biscuit all over my face. I've been biscuitized!"

by WhiskeyTangoW August 31, 2016

biscuit joining

two males sharing a double ended dildo

I went to the club in hopes of finding another dude down for some biscuit joining

by ajuicycreamypancake June 7, 2017