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A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar
Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch
by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024
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Out on a Big One

To go out with every intention of getting absolutely off your trolley to the point of incoherent words being bubble blown in the ears of strangers, hanging around the necks of those within your party like a human lasoo, very likely ingesting illegal substances, coming home with make up down your face (whether yours or not) and continueing in a blur of sex, music and laughter until the sun comes up.
"I take it you're up to this on Saturday, yeah? We're out on a big one Saturday night, proper out out"
by GDR11 September 18, 2017
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One Fail Swoosh

To absolutely remove something from existence in the most chad way possible.
I obliterated that line of coke in One Fail Swoosh.
by 330Technician March 4, 2021
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Xodi One

Have you ever seen Air Force 1 in camouflage? Yeah neither have we. But we have seen a Xodi One. The best in class heavy carry heavy lifting, camo wearing gentleman with a realistic view of the world, from their perspective. Did we mention the best Xodi Ones have mommy issues?

Xodi One is the best in class at crisis aversion, with a strong principle of “FOH!”
Lou was shook as Xodi One pulled up and did all the heavy lifting while everyone was sitting on their thumbs.
by DragoDiCuore September 26, 2023
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National One Nut Day

The one day in November you can nut
Tim: Ugh i wish i could nut
Rob: You can! Its National One Nut Day!
by bannonutnovember November 8, 2019
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