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Jonathan

a waste of air. usually these quiet kids who do nothing by cry all day. has friends but i doubt any of them would care if he died. shitty music taste. failed abortion. gayass shit. overall hes something we all shouldnt care about.
Jonathan's such a loser. I bet no one would care if he was murdered in front of them

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by nthnjk October 16, 2021
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Jonathan Alvarado

Jonathan is a man who has the fattest crush on anna kneser. She wishes that she can juts marry him as soon as possible. Jonathan also has a fat crush on dominic, ryan, nathan, wyatt, christian, bradley, and preston. He thinks his brother is the most annoying person in the whole world.
Jonathan Alvarado is a beast in fortnite and he likes red imposters from among us.
by red imposter frm among us September 13, 2021
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Jonathan Pierre Hilton

"Damn, Stanford, you see that? That's a real Jonathan Pierre Hilton right there. You should fuck."
by Jon-Lover-26 October 1, 2021
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Jonathan Felix

He's hot sexy and coin belongs to him not zek. Zek is smelly I am best Jonathan is best he pro
Candice : Who is Jonathan Felix
Dicecan : He is hot and sexy
by Cd | Jonathan July 21, 2021
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jonathan bucknell

loves to finger his best friend Edward. he is a very cute young man who isnt very smart or good looking, but he still pulls more than you. jonathan is a very funny sexy young man who loves to watch horses fuck.
'your such a little curry muhcing jonathan bucknell'
by lizraid August 4, 2021
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Jonathan

Jonathan is awesome. He is a great friend to all the people. He is an Amazingly hot and muscular boy but does not like sports. He wears glasses, He is smart and gets an A on all the tests. He is caring and helpful. He reads loads of books. But the negative about Jonathan is that he is a big mouth but he learns his lesson really easily. If you have a Jonathan as a best friend, you are lucky
Person 1: Is that Jonathan
Person 2: Yes, he helped me get A's on my test
You should go ask him for help as well
Person 1: YES I SHOULD
by jesusber February 20, 2022
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