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Humber Flu

A gastrointestinal illness that comes on suddenly with strong symptoms. It quickly spreads to an outbreak of epidemic proportions, causing panic, hysteria, and a fleet of ambulance buses to come take people to hospital. May or may not be food poisoning.

As seen at Humber College on Jan. 19, 2017.
Megan: Hey, I haven't seen Ben in a couple days. What happened?

Warren: He must have the Humber Flu.
by Not sick... yet January 20, 2017
mugGet the Humber Flumug.

Suggondese Flu

The disease that stems from sugging on dese nuts. Mostly lethal, although there is reduced risk of STD transmission during the period of suggondese infection.
Dude: That mf ugly as shit
Other dude: Yeah, he's got the suggondese flu. I think he might die.
Dude: Be glad it's not contagious!
by NeMrtvi February 15, 2022
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FLU

Dave: I bought beers and pizza
Ben: FLU man.
by Jambake May 4, 2018
mugGet the FLUmug.

Fentanyl Flu

Flu from smoking Fentanyl powder or pills on aluminum foil.
She has fentanyl flu.
by gcate March 1, 2025
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Nico flu

Very savage flu, only god like people can survive it.
by Dr SoTrue June 6, 2021
mugGet the Nico flumug.

Dooty flu

I got the dooty flu from eating her butt!
by anonymous July 24, 2021
mugGet the Dooty flumug.

Blinder's flu

A condition where one feels the inexplicable urge to smoke, drink a certain type of alcohol or do a certain drug because of the main character(s) of a TV show they recently watched who use it recurrently throughout the story.

First observed in Peaky Blinders (hence the name) and the massive epidemic of YouTube comments of fans describing their ailment and the symptoms; most notably an impulsive need to light a cigarette alongside Tommy Shelby.
(YouTube comment #1)
Nobody:
Tommy: Lights a cigarette

(YouTube comment #2)
Me: Trying to quit smoking for 3 weeks now
*Watches the first episode of the show*
Me: Ah, shit. Here we go again.

Jake: (Watches Peaky Blinders)
Mike: Jake, since when did you start smoking?
Jake: I dunno, man. I've started waking up with a pack of cigarettes in my hand and randomly lighting up. I think I might have the Blinder's flu.
by mancyclopediac March 17, 2020
mugGet the Blinder's flumug.

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