Martin-London

A person that would like to live in ,,London"- for the rest of his life. And after... . Because he has impressive english skills.

Martin-London can talk like ,,Michael Jackson's" voice.

by maasd the line April 16, 2024

Martin-London

Martin wants to live in London forever. And ever. He has the nickname ,,Michael Jackson". So it will be wise to move to London.

Martin-London looks like ,,Michael Jackson"

by maasd the line April 18, 2024

London Special

To stab another just like in the good ol streets of london

"Oh that grass ye i gave him the london special"

by Jimbob225 April 19, 2024

Barnes (London, SW13)

A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos

Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!

Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.

by Concerned onlooker April 21, 2024

Martin London

A man that was given the nickname ,,Michael Jackson". So he would love to visit ,,London" like Michael J. Jackson did. And his next nickname will be ,,Martin London".

Person X: I cannot believe i saw ,,Michael Jackson" yesterday.
Person B: That was ,,Martin" but they are both the same.
Person X: Let us call him ,,Martin London"

by h1ghflyer April 22, 2024

martin london

A person that looks like ,,Michael Jackson". But better call him ,,Martin London".

My new nickname is ,,Martin London"- because Michael Jackson was often there.

by h1ghflyer April 23, 2024

London bridge

The act of two men joining their sexual organs at the glans of their penis, then covering their penises with baby oil.

Harry Clarke then proceeds to stroke the penises in unison until the men indicate the need to ejaculate.

Just before the moment of ejaculation both men separate causing their penises raise like the London bridge, while violently ejaculating over each other.

Dad: Do you want to London bridge tonight ?
Daughter: Dad I don’t have a cock
Dad: Oh yeah, fancy a bum instead?

by Lols6666 April 24, 2024